'10 Things' about Heath Ledger

Named after Heathcliffe of Wuthering heights
Bronte's brooding haunted man who laughed
Three years ago he bought a house at Bronte beach
Money and fame from the mastering of his craft

He was experienced with Shakespeares plays
Famed for his modern 'Taming of the Shrew'
"And thereby hangs a tale"
In Ten Things I Hate About You.

Obssessed with Nick Drake who over-dosed at 26
Ledger tragically followed in his path
Heath made his music video this year
The final scene showed him drowning in his bath

He played a gay man on television
in Brokeback Mountain, the same male bond
He named his only daughter Matilda
After a 'waltzing' man drowned in a pond

His first acting role was Peter Pan
At age ten, the boy who could fly
His youthful look, his cheeky smile
the boy that would never die

So much opportunity ahead awaited
Heath's death was tragic and mysterious
His final role as the brooding clown who laughed
The Joker who asks, "Why so serious?"

- Peter Bainbridge (Moth) 2008

"I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh - even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didnt call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you - not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all."

- 10 things I hate about you

Hannah Montana is doing it for Jesus

Everything this 15 year old chick does, she does for Jesus, so says she a couple of months ago. And the "I've just been fucked" look is front page fodder for Vanity Fair? Of course, she's just a kid with little capacity for thought, and the blame rests in her idiot father who seems interested in selling her out to the white trash celebrity crowd rather than having her give her achey breaky heart to Jesus.

I think it's pretty bloody stupid of her and embarrassing to Disney Christians for her to make the following statements and then go topless (implied) for a glossy mag. Do we need more Lohans?

"Yes! We love Jesus!" says Cyrus, 15, as she nods her head in agreement. "Happy Easter, by the way. He died for our sins. That's how awesome he is.

"Jesus rocks! That's why we do what we do," the Hannah Montana star adds. "She (Mandy) dances for Jesus. I sing, dance and act for Jesus! ... Now that I think about it, I do everything for Jesus. We make the YouTube videos for Jesus. We’re all about it." Christian Today

SCIENTOLOGIST TOM CRUISE is MANKIND's SAVIOUR? (Parody video)

According to him he is. Secretly leaked indoctrination video of Tom Cruise explaining to new Scientology suckershow he/they will rule the world. Scientologists have been pulling this off Youtube faster than you can say Dianetics but you can find it here. It's quite a show! I hadn't sort of noticed how big a dickhead he was; I chose to think of him more as a rich eccentric with some illusions of gradeur, but after seeing this video there's no doubt... he's a complete tosser.

Atheistmedio has an awesome parody: Tom Cruise Scientology Bloopers

Tom Cruise defends scientology on Americal Idol - It's wild and wooly

Cruise’s remarks come off instead disturbingly weird and alternate between meaningless anagrams and wildly delusional boasts, with the transitions mediated by violent spasms of laughter. A typical passage: “So, for me, it really is KSW [Keeping Scientology Working], and it’s just like, it’s something that, uh, I don’t mince words with that” — followed by: “Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident, it’s not like anyone else. As you drive past, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you’re the only one that can really help.”

Surely he's not implying that an ambulance couldn't help? Is he? What the...? As a christian, I used to think along these lines. I had a warped belief that my particular Christian sect was far superior to others and that helpless 'car accident victims' and the like could only be properly looked after by my healing channels with God, and my ability to preach them the Holy Truth that would continue to improve their life after they had been healed and made whole.

Who the hell is the voice over guy... and how do you take that seriously?

This clip shows a lot more of the fucked up scientologists:

Actors Being Crazy
Uploaded by WillyShatner

See the South Park episode on Scientology here!See the amazing episode that has been stopped by Tom Cruise! Episode available online here (RealMedia) and here (web streaming) and here (AVI). For more on Scientology see here.

Pulp Fiction of a Perfect Stranger (poem)

MORTAL THOUGHTS keep me in SIN CITY
Where THE HUDSON HAWK flies NORTH
to escape THE BONFIRE OF VANITIES
While waiting for my own APOCOLYPSE

A SEIGE cometh,'ARMAGEDDON' IN COUNTRY times
My SIXTH SENSE warns me of the STORY OF US,
and that I'll be THE LAST MAN STANDING
wide awake in THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!

Those BANDITS, think me THE LAST BOY SCOUT,
But LOOK WHO'S TALKING? all the TWELVE MONKEYS?
IN STRIKING DISTANCE of BILLY BATHGATE; THE JACKAL;
THE PLAYER; ALPHA DOG; and me, the FIFTH ELEMENT

UNBREAKABLE men and A DIE HARD, GRAND CHAMPION
Struggling to go the WHOLE TEN YARDS
THE KID in me can run for 16 BLOCKS
My VERDICT is we'll only need the WHOLE NINE YARDS

Sweating like NOBODYS FOOL on a BLIND DATE
With the MERCURY RISING in the SUNSET
I hide from the her TEARS OF THE SUN
In the cover of the dark COLOR OF NIGHT

This FAST FOOD NATION has Weakened me
like CHARLIES ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE in a GRIND HOUSE
Where is MY LUCKY NUMBER SLEVEN?
All I wanted to be was an ASTRONAUGHT FARMER

OVER THE HEDGE where NANCY DREW's DEATH BECOMES HER
I become NATIONAL LAMPOONS LOADED WEAPON ONE
in my HART'S WAR, mumbling to myself insanely...
BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD DO AMERICA while RUGRATS GO WILD

At last! THE RETURN OF BRUNO... A GURU COMES!
THAT'S ADEQUATE... I wanted Picket fences and FOUR ROOMS,
THE FIRST DEADLY SIN was MOONLIGHTING
at OCEANS 12 while FRANKY GOES TO HOLLYWOOD