Short Film & TV Poems
Jesse's Breaking Bad 'cause yo man, life's a ... bitch.
Crashed and LOST on an island. Two godlike brothers play their doom.
The survivors flash back here and there, then all meet up and ...poom
The 'Limitless' drug opens up your mind and give you your goals.
A great fun film, if you ignore the giant plot holes.
Driving Angry with Nic Cage after he's dead,
is like Ghostrider but worse, with no flaming head.
Ryan Reynolds' character is buried underground,
just a mobile phone and no one else around.
127 Hours. Stuck between cliff and rock.
Crazy thoughts and memories. Tick tock tick tock tick tock.
THOR is a Hammering Superhero; can you hear that thunder?
Who else could play a cranky god, but a guy from Down Under
Twitter Hash-Tag gags
#MathMovies
American Pi 3.14159265: Full Circle
#MustSeeMovieSequels
Buried 2: Decomposing
#InsaneSequels
AVP3: Illegal Aliens vs Sexual Predators
#WhenTVMovieWorldCollide
127/24 Jack Bauer's arm gets wedged between a rock and terrorist.
'10 Things' about Heath Ledger
Bronte's brooding haunted man who laughed
Three years ago he bought a house at Bronte beach
Money and fame from the mastering of his craft
He was experienced with Shakespeares plays
Famed for his modern 'Taming of the Shrew'
"And thereby hangs a tale"
In Ten Things I Hate About You.
Obssessed with Nick Drake who over-dosed at 26
Ledger tragically followed in his path
Heath made his music video this year
The final scene showed him drowning in his bath
He played a gay man on television
in Brokeback Mountain, the same male bond
He named his only daughter Matilda
After a 'waltzing' man drowned in a pond
His first acting role was Peter Pan
At age ten, the boy who could fly
His youthful look, his cheeky smile
the boy that would never die
So much opportunity ahead awaited
Heath's death was tragic and mysterious
His final role as the brooding clown who laughed
The Joker who asks, "Why so serious?"
- Peter Bainbridge (Moth) 2008
"I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh - even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didnt call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you - not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all."
- 10 things I hate about you
The Joker's On You
Its borish people are all but my tools
Two sides of a penny, chaos and control,
Happy Raptureday Blockhead
Twiddle dee, diddle dee dee
Armageddon, it cometh for thee
The world will end
all knees will bend
The raptured singing with glee
Twiddle dee, diddle dee Do'h
Everything you cherish shall go
The sky to blood
your flesh to mud
Sit back and enjoy the show
We'll fiddle while watching Rome burn
I knew they never would learn
Just drop the bomb
we'll sing along
as your god makes his return
Twiddle dee, diddle dee die
You won't even have time to cry
No time to blink
or smell the stink
of your flesh about to fry
The ABC of War
My Reward
Weezing thick air but still alive
ripping the wings out from my back
the bones and muscles, mine to hack
Thumping along Earth to and fro
crushing your spirits as I go
This world is mine, this is my hour
Souls of ignorance, I devour
I smile wide while I see rape
I grin with this forced fornicate
Singing shrilly when watching kills
This people watching gives me thrills
Fallen from heaven... I fell well
now plunging further, I'm in hell
and my reward for tempting you?
Dining upon your wet sinew
I am a tool, I am god's hound
he feeds me souls here underground
What joy I have! Eternity!
Here I can just be good ol' me
Squirt the dolphin
He'll put hair upon your palm
Don't you stroke it, don't you choke it
muscles will grow on just one arm
Wrath you'll get, plus disapproval
by spilling out your wasted seed
every lost soul by your removal
is an vile and evil deed
So put away that magazine
play sport, maybe some golfin'
stay off the net, turn off that screen
Don't squirt the dangling dolphin.
My Invisible Pink Unicorn
that no one else can see
my horny forehead friend
lives and breathes for me
My invisible pink unicorn
can heal me when I'm sick
what a wondrous hidden beast
if i'm still ill, it's a trick
Perfect flying pink unicorn
his best friend is a kettle
a spaghetti monster there too
one is meat the other's metal
I love my magic unicorn
he keeps me warm at night
defends me from the monsters
They fear his unseen light
Sweet apathy
and what I want is this
to live and die and question why
not caring what I miss
Sweet pure apathy
it comes in waves to me
To all importance I say 'meh'
Some things I will not see
Careless indifference
Others can live in stress
But in my world I live a dream
ignoring the big mess
I Procrastinate
Ask me not to motivate
I used to call it prayer
Think little - meditate
My epiphany
Give up on sanity
If only for a while
Sweet apathy
- Mothandrust
Humpty Dumpty: The King James Version
And lo, There was in the same country a wall both great and strong.
And the Egg sitteth on this wall, yea verily, as at other times, [even] upon a seat on the wall, (he is exceeding proud) his loftiness, and his arrogancy, and his pride, and the haughtiness of his heart: and the man arose, and didst say:
Behold, I will send a blast upon him, and he shall hear a rumour, and I will cause him to fall from his place. For if any fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him [that is] alone when he falleth; for [he hath] not another to help him up.
And he did send a blast upon him and he did fall from his place. How are the mighty fallen. And God saw the Egg fall.
And the Egg was burst asunder, was shattered into pieces as numerous as the stars, yea all the stars, that men seeth when they glance unto the heavens. The did the Egg speak, and he did say:
I wot not whist I am nor whence I came. I was at ease, but he hath broken me asunder: he hath also taken [me] by my neck, and shaken me to pieces. Behold, who shall surely gather me together for my sake?
When the news of the great fall was brought unto the king he was sore troubled. By the river of Babylon he sat down and wept. Then the king ariseth, and thus did say:
I will surely assemble thee, O Egg, all of thee; I will gather thy remnants; I will put them together as the sheep of the field, as the flock in the midst of their fold: we shall make great noise by reason of [the multitude of] my men.
And he called forth to his men saying: Arise, men of valour and strength and gird your loins. Mount ye your horses and riden outen at my command, that ye travel to the great wall. And there ye shall find, lying at the base, an egg, in pieces several and ye shall grieve.
But I say unto you, gird your loins and seeketh every piece, yea even unto the smallest thereof, and then remaketh whole the egg again. And whence thou hast finished, and the egg is as it was whence it were on topoth the wall, bring ye it to me that I may marvel at it.
And they came with haste, and their number was seven times seventy, to where the Egg didst lie broken. And when they saw it they were sore afraid, for they knew not whether `twas in their power to assemble yon Egg ast it had been in the beginning.
And though they girdeth their loins, and toileth as the lily in the fields toileth not, verily the pieces wouldst not and couldst not be brought together again.
When the news was brought even unto the king, the king was filled with great wrath. And all gates trembled, and the voice of the turtle was stilled.
Then out went the king, and he pondered these words in his heart: What man has rent asunder, let no god join together.
For, it is written: Pride [goeth] before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.
I'm too sexy for your bible
Too sexy for your church
So sexy that it hurts!
And I'm Too sexy for your God!
Too sexy for your lord!
Too sexy for The Word
So I don't read it
I'm too sexy for your pews
For the king of the Jews
He is just fiction!
and I'm Too sexy for your prayers
Fake smiles & crocodile tears
Too sexy for your youth groups!
I'm a heathen
Yes that's what I am
And I rest my sleepy head on Sunday morning
And I'm Too sexy for your guys
Too sexy for your lies
They're so outrageous!
And I'm Too sexy for your guilt
Religious jail you've built
What a time waster!
Too sexy for the cross
To have another boss
But my free spirit
I'm a heathen Yes that's what I am
And I rest my sleepy head on Sunday morning
On Sunday morning/
And I'm Too sexy for your hats
Fashion tips from your old bats
They are so sexist/
And I'm Too sexy for your preachers
Boring Sunday morning speakers
So full of bullshit
And I'm Too sexy for your songs!
Athena marina
Grooveless
about how I could improve
but on my way, I gotta say
I just can't find the groove
Moth
Silent Screams
Random thoughts, hidden faces
An asylum not bound by floors or doors
A network of wires, cables... firewalls
peering through windows, leaving a trail
Some reading, not posting when words fail
No always being what we may seem
A click, a tap, a silent scream - Moth
Sin-side

Everytime I...
Everytime - By ME (with a nod to Butterfinger)
Everytime the surf is good I get a cold or flu
Everytime I surf the internet I don’t know what to do
Everytime I try to help someone I only make it worse
Everytime I sang a song in public I wish I’d have rehearsed
Everytime I go out, I spend too much money
Everytime I say a joke out loud it’s never seen as funny
When I buy something major it’s half cheaper the next week
Everytime I try to haggle I just get a yellow streak
Everytime I have a lunchbreak I get called away
Everytime I go to a new school the teachers think I’m gay
Everytime I try to argue someone else is quicker
Everytime I try to eat healthy I only get more sicker
Everytime I try to sleep… the bloody phone rings
Everytime I try to find something, I lose other things
Everytime I forget my mobile phone I miss an important call
Everytime I see porn I realise mine is small
Not that I do that of course… ‘cause that makes God sad
And I would never admit to doing something really really bad
Everytime I tape a late night show I miss the last five minutes
Every picture of me lately makes me look really fat in it
Everytime I forward a video and press play, it’s at an ad
Everytime I recommend a video they watch it and get mad
Everytime I drink alcohol I feel like crap
So why do I do it… cause I’m a naughty chap.
Cigarette saliva
reminds me of seventeen
when I met the high school diva
she was pretty
she was mean
Burnt leaves on her heavy breath
sharing smoke within a kiss
Your saliva I still taste, Beth
it was bitter
it was bliss
Bittersweet hazy veiled cloak
Inhaled smouldering fire
exhaling used up passive smoke
tease my nostrils
and desire
I don't smoke but I remember
your dirty tobacco tongue
rolling 'round a burning ember
it was noxious
it was fun
Spidey Senses

The time is nigh, this is the hour
to put away the childish things
When given a gift, when given power,
with responsibility, he swings.
Fate brought Peter to be a freak
An arachnid in human form
Now he's a man but still a geek
and he is ready for the storm.
The spider man is wrought with guilt
and broods with dark regret
for the sticky past of webs he's built
and every tragedy he's met.
Clinging to hope, clinging to walls
his inner strength is just enough
to sense that fear... it has no claws
Heroes are made with super stuff.
The time is nigh, this is the hour
to put away the childish things
When given a gift, when given power,
with responsibility, he swings.
Fate brought Peter to be a freak
An arachnid in human form
Now he's a man but still a geek
and he is ready for the storm.
The spider man is wrought with guilt
and broods with dark regret
for the sticky past of webs he's built
and every tragedy he's met.
Clinging to hope, clinging to walls
his inner strength is just enough
to sense that fear... it has no claws
Heroes are made with super stuff.
Pulp Fiction of a Perfect Stranger (poem)
Where THE HUDSON HAWK flies NORTH
to escape THE BONFIRE OF VANITIES
While waiting for my own APOCOLYPSE
A SEIGE cometh,'ARMAGEDDON' IN COUNTRY times
My SIXTH SENSE warns me of the STORY OF US,
and that I'll be THE LAST MAN STANDING
wide awake in THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS!
Those BANDITS, think me THE LAST BOY SCOUT,
But LOOK WHO'S TALKING? all the TWELVE MONKEYS?
IN STRIKING DISTANCE of BILLY BATHGATE; THE JACKAL;
THE PLAYER; ALPHA DOG; and me, the FIFTH ELEMENT
UNBREAKABLE men and A DIE HARD, GRAND CHAMPION
Struggling to go the WHOLE TEN YARDS
THE KID in me can run for 16 BLOCKS
My VERDICT is we'll only need the WHOLE NINE YARDS
Sweating like NOBODYS FOOL on a BLIND DATE
With the MERCURY RISING in the SUNSET
I hide from the her TEARS OF THE SUN
In the cover of the dark COLOR OF NIGHT
This FAST FOOD NATION has Weakened me
like CHARLIES ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE in a GRIND HOUSE
Where is MY LUCKY NUMBER SLEVEN?
All I wanted to be was an ASTRONAUGHT FARMER
OVER THE HEDGE where NANCY DREW's DEATH BECOMES HER
I become NATIONAL LAMPOONS LOADED WEAPON ONE
in my HART'S WAR, mumbling to myself insanely...
BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD DO AMERICA while RUGRATS GO WILD
At last! THE RETURN OF BRUNO... A GURU COMES!
THAT'S ADEQUATE... I wanted Picket fences and FOUR ROOMS,
THE FIRST DEADLY SIN was MOONLIGHTING
at OCEANS 12 while FRANKY GOES TO HOLLYWOOD
60 minutes
trapped in time by the tick and tock
I feel it slipping, quick say something!
That thieving cursed bloody clock
46 minutes, moving on
I don't know what to say or do
Talk about life, talk about strife
just tell me something about you
33 minutes speeding up
and soon we'll have to say goodbye.
Thinking causes... all these pauses
Will you say something, or shall I?
20 minutes, more than halfway.
The coffee is stale and cold
Small talk's a waste, when done in haste
Sadly neither of us are bold
9 minutes, and then we depart
it's caught us, it is depleted
The hour's dead, should plan ahead
For this time we've been defeated



