The very hot PASTOR MELISSA SCOTT

While surfing American evangelist websites (as I do) I came across a pastor that was kind of 'different' - Pastor Melissa Scott. I didn't take in much of what she said, but I did take notice and thought I'd find out a bit more about her. She was previously an adult industry model... oh my god. Pictures of 'Barbie Bridges', her alter ego, are difficult to find and she has enough power and money to get all the Youtube clips pulled down. Evangelists seem to have a lot of power over the Youtube, but she and her cronies didn't hide everything.

She's educated and classy and if I was still Christian I'd be a devotee. She seems to have a good head for Hebrew and a better head for business. I'm not judging her for her past but from what I've been reading, she's more of a whore for money now than she was before. She sold her body to finance herself in the past and now she's selling the 'prosperity' doctrine to finance her church. This is after marrying the old and now deceased wrinkly rich Dr. Gene Scott. He was 70 and she was 32. Working the system well I would think.

Melissa Pauline Peroff

Melissa performed as Barbie Bridges in adult photos and videos produced by Vivid Productions. Melissa became coupled with Dr. Gene Scott in 1995 during his pony girl phase of paying models to attend his church in the front row, while requiring the rest of the audience to stand and give the ladies an ovation when they entered.

In 1996, Melissa divorced Paul Pastore and Gene Scott divorced his second wife Christine.
Some doubt the credibility of Dr. Scott's claims that Melissa spoke 15 languages and has an IQ of 186, particularly when Dr. Scott's doctors had to tell her to stop feeding Dr. Scott herbs which were interfering with his prostate cancer test results and treatment. Dr. Scott died of terminal prostate cancer in 2005.

Controvery surrounds Pastor Melissa Scott as she hammers volunteers for free servitude, demands money to pray for callers and insists that those who have stayed in her church double and triple their monetary giving and time to help her make ends meet. This is amid court documents and reports that she has been liquidating cars, horses, and real estate that Gene Scott acquired through church donations, to buy herself a downtown L.A. swank condominium and further her own celebrity preacher and singing acclaim.

Recently, Pastor Melissa Scott raised eyebrows within her church by an about face plan to teach the prosperity doctrine, with a catch. It's prosperity for her church and the mostloyal who have devoted their lives to it, not for the poor,homeless, meek, weak or disenfranchised.

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God's still playing the 'Forbidden Fruit' game

Christian Porn addicts confess:

10/14/3 “I'm a 19 year old male who has been trapped in the clutches of pornography for a little over 2 years now. Little did I know on that day when I literally begged my parents to get the Internet that I would be taking my first steps towards sin and debauchery. I only pray that God has mercy on my soul and gives me the strength to break free.”

5/23/3 “I’m 63 and have been addicted to pornography since I was 13. In 1995 through counseling and prayer I was able to finally get rid of all the magazines, books and videos. …I lived a porn free life from July 1995 until October of last year. Then I got a computer and totally slipped off the wagon. It is all just a mouse click away. I did not purchase this computer with porn in mind. There are so many wonderful things out there in cyber land. So getting rid of the computer is a last resort. The porn just filled a void in my life. But instead of contributing anything positive it has just made things worse. Now not only am I suffering from burnout I’m also filled with guilt, disappointment, self-doubt and a lot of other personal negative feelings. …I just want to get my life back. I’m tired of looking at and trading porn with other lost souls for up to 10 hours a day.”

5/18/6 "I am writing to tell people how bad porn is. Porn destroys your relationship with God. There are so many times I have looked at porn and I would come to God to ask for forgiveness and then turn around again and look at porn again. One night, I got so into porn that my mind did not care if I went to Hell or anything else."

1/2/3 “I'm 17, and I have been masturbating for four years. It started when my friend told me of a free password site for porn. I tried stopping, but the temptation was too great. I kept telling myself I'll stop tomorrow. I tried gradually going down, and I said to myself, well maybe reading explicit stories isn't bad. But the fantasies were still in my head. I had to read more and more extreme stories, until I started visiting explicit websites again. I thought I was hopeless. What's worse follows. I then started looking at gay porn. I know deep inside, God has made me compatible for a woman, and I want a family later on. But the temptation kept growing and growing. I don't watch porn anymore, but I can't stop masturbating. Most of the time, I try to justify it, saying there's nothing wrong with it.”

6/7/6 I got out of my bed and destroyed my porn collection. I strongly warn everybody not to indulge in hardcore pornography. Do not believe you can get away with nothing because you are just an ordinary consumer. I thought the same. I know that one time you will have to face consequences. The devil will pay you back in the same manner as you have done, watched, and fantasized. That's the righteousness of God; you will have nobody to blame for except yourself.”

Christian Porn Again - the bible way!

Is all porn completely vile? Well, it depends on the viewer. The ability to look at the uncovered genitals and mammary glands of a woman is considered by some to be abnormal and/or sinful. But the idea of publicly sharing such imagery was promoted by the Bible's Solomon who believed it was something to behold and be shared under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit, that is.

As far as erotic literacy goes, it's a fairly racy book. I came across a guy online somewhere who is slowly illustrating the whole bible verse by verse. Well, I'd be very curious as to how he draws the Song of Solomon with all its romantic metaphors.

The Song of Songs (aka, the "Song of Solomon") is like nothing else in the Bible. It's an eight chapter poem, narrated by two lovers. She's dark, young, and foxy. He's strong, sexy, and seductive (and he may even be Solomon, the purported author of the song). No doubt some Bible scholars claim that the song is just an allegory, and that the lusty images and panting verses are really enthusiastic prayers. But it sounds like sexy fun bible time. The song is a duet, with the lovers alternating passages. She starts, and begins with a bang: "Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth! For your love is better than wine." Now that's an opening line.

Song of Songs 8:10 - Dear brothers, I'm a walled-in virgin still, but my breasts are full? And when my lover sees me, he knows he'll soon be satisfied."
 

Song of Songs 4:5 "Your two breasts are like two fawns, like twin fawns of a gazelle that browse among the lilies."

Song of Songs 1:13 "My lover is to me a sachet of myrrh resting between my breasts."

The dirtiest verse in the bible! :

Ezekiel 23:20 Yet she increased her whorings, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt (20)and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions. KJV- 20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

Song of Songs 3:4 "Scarcely had I passed them when I found the one my heart loves. I held him and would not let him go till I had brought him to my mother's house, to the room of the one who conceived me."
 

So in other words, she was not married to him, and when she found him, she took him back to her bed room to have illegal sex with him? If she were married to him, she wouldn't take him to her "mother's house". She would take him to their house.

Song of Songs 5:4 "I slept but my heart was awake. Listen! My lover is knocking: 'Open to me, my sister, my darling, my dove, my flawless one. My head is drenched with dew, my hair with the dampness of the night.'

I have taken off my robe (i.e., she showed her rude bits to him), must I put it on again? I have washed my feet, must I soil them again? My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening; my heart began to pound for him."

Christian erotica?

By the way, Jesus freaks, thy tongue is firmly in my cheeks.

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Jesus stops by the 2007 Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas!

Okay, I feel like apologising in advance for promoting this video, but sex is fun and this Jesus is funny, so this I have to blog... after all it definitely 'Ain't Christian'. If the thought of Jesus hanging out with scantily clad bimblos offends you, I highly recommend you NOT viewing the following youtube. Beware all ye that enter, here thar be pornstars.

I couldn't stop myself from blogging this if I tried... which I didn't. Jesus made a point of hanging out where the sinners are, so it's not all that surprising to see him wandering around a Sexpo. I do doubt he'd be asking the venders if they'd been nailed in all three holes... or if they'd give him a few nails to put him up for the night.

Always fun to read the comments on Youtube:

- this is funky crazy, u guys don`t have a job. making fun of my Lord Jesus Christ. may God forgive u guys.

- Who's Jesus?

- Y FUKIN IDITS.. y put jesus into it.. OK THEN WAIT TIL JUDGMENT DAY COMES.. JUST W8...

- Do you like hung guys? I was hung from a cross! Genius!!

- this Is A HUGE Insult!!! i was shocked and offeded that some people would do somthing like this i hope you someday will understand how wrong this is. Jesus is ashamed of you..

- Is this suppposed to be funny? Most people in the porn business would sell there own mother, they're assholes.

- My sinful side laughed but my respect-to-the-Lord side was horrified. I wouldn't want to be in any of their shoes doing that.

- i was horrified to see that anyone would be so blatantly degrading to the Lord Jesus Christ. We are such an ignorant people. Judgement is coming!

- I'm not sure who is stupider-Christians or nymphos?

Wiping our asses in Heaven

Another cut and paste I know, but believe it or not, this is exactly what I've thought through before. I'm glad it isn't just me that thinks about these things:

I’d like to talk to you about a subject that rarely sees daylight. I meant that figuratively, of course. It's something that most people do every day but almost no one talks about it among friends. Of course I'm talking about the taboo subject of… wiping. You're probably thinking there's not much to say about the subject but as I type this, I can think of so many things I want to say on the topic but let me just spotlight one of them.

The main point I'd like to make about wiping is that it is an activity that none of us can really avoid and is a daily reminder of the dirty reality in which we live. Wiping is just a bad side effect of the design of the human body and we all know who designed the human body, right? What I want to know is, why don't you ever hear a preacher do a sermon about how we’re all going to wipe our asses for all eternity once we get to Heaven?

Think about it. Paul preaches a resurrection of the dead wherein the spirit of the person is reunited with their body. Jesus rose from the dead and bodily ascended into Heaven. It's pretty clear that the New Testament teaches the notion that we will actually have physical bodies in Heaven. Now, I like a good bowel movement as much as the next guy but come on, don't tell me that I'm going to have to be wiping my ass in his presence for all eternity! I would think God has better things planned for us than the execution of mundane necessities of existence!

But this poses another question. Perhaps we don't need to eat once we get to Heaven. But if that's true, then we won't need the thirty some odd feet of intestines either. Oh, I almost forgot teeth. Won’t need those. And of course there will be no procreation allowed. So I won’t need my… um, well, heck, why WILL we need a body in Heaven?

But this is all speculation, folks.So you see, this normally taboo subject can be an interesting topic on its own but it can also lead to interesting speculation. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I feel a good bowel movement coming on. - 2007 Tim Simmons

My Beloved's Garden

This blog has been stolen (borrowed) here from Troy's 'So long, and thanks for all the guilt' BLOG. Thanks Troyman!

I remember a friend of mine in ministry once confessed to me that his youth pastor wife liked to talk dirty in bed. I was shocked! She what? Wasn't she in full-time ministry?

Well, it seems my friends were not alone in their need to play it up in bed. Yes, the Jesus merchandising industry has finally gone porno! Thank God for the Internet huh? Now all those Christian deviants like my friends can finally get all their kinky shit online from Christian Adult Bookstores.

My Beloved's Garden describes itself as:

Providing a safe, non-pornographic place to shop. For all your Christian Sex
and Romance needs,. While keeping Christ at the center of your marriage.

Now Christians can get Christian books about sex, Christian lingerie, oils and lubes, sex toys and for those disciples of Christ who like it up the ass, anal beads, the anal pleaser and something called the Purple Tush Teaser (shown here). No more having to walk shyly into an Adult Bookstore. You can now get all you desire with not an ounce of guilt.

And no, I swear I am not making any of this up.