LOOKIN' GOOD FOR JESUS MINI KIT

Thanks again Snakechic (Blog contributor?). I don't know if this thing is a satire product or not! Body cream from Jesus? With sparkle? You're doing a pretty good sell if you can get preteens to theme their make up around a bearded middle-aged man rather than Bratz.

Snakey - Children raised by 'the christian'...are getting a fair whack of christian marketing in order to get them interested...yeah ..OF COURSE 'the christian' knows how little interest the bible provides in this day & age... Have you seen these toys....? *smirk*

"Redeems you in his eyes and takes the edge off sinning. Our glorious kit contains a mirrored Jesus statuette, vanilla nectar lip balm, Easter-Lily hand & body cream (with sparkle!) and a folding mirror compact."

looking good for jesus product site

My Beloved's Garden

This blog has been stolen (borrowed) here from Troy's 'So long, and thanks for all the guilt' BLOG. Thanks Troyman!

I remember a friend of mine in ministry once confessed to me that his youth pastor wife liked to talk dirty in bed. I was shocked! She what? Wasn't she in full-time ministry?

Well, it seems my friends were not alone in their need to play it up in bed. Yes, the Jesus merchandising industry has finally gone porno! Thank God for the Internet huh? Now all those Christian deviants like my friends can finally get all their kinky shit online from Christian Adult Bookstores.

My Beloved's Garden describes itself as:

Providing a safe, non-pornographic place to shop. For all your Christian Sex
and Romance needs,. While keeping Christ at the center of your marriage.

Now Christians can get Christian books about sex, Christian lingerie, oils and lubes, sex toys and for those disciples of Christ who like it up the ass, anal beads, the anal pleaser and something called the Purple Tush Teaser (shown here). No more having to walk shyly into an Adult Bookstore. You can now get all you desire with not an ounce of guilt.

And no, I swear I am not making any of this up.

It came upon a midnight weird

Here's a selection of nativity scenes from Going Jesus

Here is a fine example of the Really Depressed Animal nativity genre.

The look on cat-Mary's face is all too familiar; it usually means that there is only sad, dry cat food in the bowl.

Also...why are the angels dogs?

Is it just me, or does it seem kind of rude to have a rousing game of paddleball using the holy family?

I get that it may have been a bit cold in the stable. I get that. But I'm not sure that the under-butt flame is a big improvement.