Youtube blurb: A music video to watch while you skip church this Sunday. Written and performed by Julie Wittner (co-creator of "2 Hot Girls in the Shower") and Ryan Smith (a staff writer for "Mad TV"), and directed by Kim Evey (creator of "Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show"). This song started out as a live sketch at the ACME Comedy Theatre in L.A. If you like sharp, Daily Show type political satire, you'll enjoy this country-western music parody!
Showing posts with label Youtube - Offensively funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Youtube - Offensively funny. Show all posts
Offensive Youtubes - Funny, but not Christian friendly
The following clips are funny, but offensive to any of my Christian friends, so be warned:
Saving My Hymen for Jesus
Found this over at Bligby and had to blog it.
Jo and Snakey... you're gonna love this!
"Keepin' the boys from away down there for the big boy up above"
Satire - Two girls dish about the benefits of saving it for the lord! Written by Katie Goodman & Soren Kisel. Staring Katie Goodman & Sallie Sills.
Glenreb says a big FUCK YOU to all who won't accept his Fucking Christian message
Thanks Snakey for the following video! It's just freaking entertaining watching this passionate Christian idiot spitting and swearing at a list of YouTube users who 'dare' to call themselves atheists. This guy is a freaking loon, and I've never seen anyone swear so much who wasn't a Citroen Mechanic.
I don't think it's entirely polite to openly mock people who have mental disorders. I do stop and watch crazy homelesss people, in wide-eyed fascination who wander down the streets screaming at invisible people, but I feel sorry for them at the same time. Perhaps this guy does have some sort of disorder... but then again, who doesn't?
This guy makes the fat wife-swapping funcy freakazoid look like... uh actually no, they're both equally and willfully ignorant. This nine minute video is worth watching and he only gets more revved up as it goes along. I bet the people whose names are on his list are proud as punch to be on it. Ha.
Masturbating really pisses Jesus off
He had his wrist nailed so that we could exercise ours...
Your sins are forgiven, but stop masturbating... it makes Jesus angry 'cause he's forced into watching you do it in all his omnipresence. Enjoy the following Youtube I found at
Religion ala Eddie Izzard
(With special thanks to contributor - Snakechic)
Jesus - Look dad, I went down there, told them to be groovy, hang out, drink a bit of wine... they split into different groups...
ya got the Catholic, the protestants, the Jesuits, the methodists, the evangelicals, the free presbyterians, the locked up presbyterians, the Quakers, the Bakers, the Candlestick Makers - the Mormons are from Mars dad, we better check them...
God - And what does the Holy Ghost think of all this?
Jesus - Oh he's useless dad, got a sheet over his head these days...
Holy Ghost - wooo holy ghost, holy ghost...!
God - Holy Ghost, this is not an episode of Scooby Doo.
Holy Ghost - I would have succeeded if it wan't for those pesky god and jesus fellas
(See youtube for whole clip)
Jesus - Look dad, I went down there, told them to be groovy, hang out, drink a bit of wine... they split into different groups...
ya got the Catholic, the protestants, the Jesuits, the methodists, the evangelicals, the free presbyterians, the locked up presbyterians, the Quakers, the Bakers, the Candlestick Makers - the Mormons are from Mars dad, we better check them...
God - And what does the Holy Ghost think of all this?
Jesus - Oh he's useless dad, got a sheet over his head these days...
Holy Ghost - wooo holy ghost, holy ghost...!
God - Holy Ghost, this is not an episode of Scooby Doo.
Holy Ghost - I would have succeeded if it wan't for those pesky god and jesus fellas
(See youtube for whole clip)
Comedy Jesus
The Comedy Jesus Show Turns Fundamentalist Past into Comedy
Produced by Creative Mindworks, this comedy tour features a collection of characters based on the religious past of comedian and former Phoenix native Troy Conrad. The show's mission: to use standup, short films, animation, improvisation, along with the help of Powerpoint to illuminate the social problems caused by blind obedience to religion. With the popularity of books like Richard Dawkins' The God Delusion, Tim LaHaye's Left Behind Series, and Christopher Hitchens' God is Not Great, religion in America is on the forefront of the National dialogue.
"Audiences ready to laugh about the insanity that irrational beliefs have caused, and YouTube has made the show more popular," says Troy Conrad, producer of The Comedy Jesus Show. "People are slowly waking up to the idea that they can be spiritual without religion, and use beliefs for unity and not exclusion and division. Religion has always been a divider, not a uniter. Laughter gives us power over the those divisions."
Enter the star of the show, Jesus Christ, who appears in the show to do standup briefly before improvising answers to questions written down by the audience. Jesus is here for one reason: to set the record straight about his story. "I don't have any ?personal relationship' with George W. Bush" Jesus quips, "His prayers go right into my spam folder." Jesus also informs his audience of an interplanetary contest: "There are 20 planets just like Earth. We gave each one religion and nuclear weapons to see if they could pass the test. So far, half of them are gone, but I'm pulling for Earth to do well on ?Last Planet Standing.' Good luck kids."
It's Chappelle's Show meets Real Time meets one-person show meets... Jesus.
Ex-Christian.net
Produced by Creative Mindworks, this comedy tour features a collection of characters based on the religious past of comedian and former Phoenix native Troy Conrad. The show's mission: to use standup, short films, animation, improvisation, along with the help of Powerpoint to illuminate the social problems caused by blind obedience to religion. With the popularity of books like Richard Dawkins' The God Delusion, Tim LaHaye's Left Behind Series, and Christopher Hitchens' God is Not Great, religion in America is on the forefront of the National dialogue.
"Audiences ready to laugh about the insanity that irrational beliefs have caused, and YouTube has made the show more popular," says Troy Conrad, producer of The Comedy Jesus Show. "People are slowly waking up to the idea that they can be spiritual without religion, and use beliefs for unity and not exclusion and division. Religion has always been a divider, not a uniter. Laughter gives us power over the those divisions."
Enter the star of the show, Jesus Christ, who appears in the show to do standup briefly before improvising answers to questions written down by the audience. Jesus is here for one reason: to set the record straight about his story. "I don't have any ?personal relationship' with George W. Bush" Jesus quips, "His prayers go right into my spam folder." Jesus also informs his audience of an interplanetary contest: "There are 20 planets just like Earth. We gave each one religion and nuclear weapons to see if they could pass the test. So far, half of them are gone, but I'm pulling for Earth to do well on ?Last Planet Standing.' Good luck kids."
It's Chappelle's Show meets Real Time meets one-person show meets... Jesus.
Ex-Christian.net
Sarah Silverman (vs Paris Hilton): Jesus is Magic
I didn't even know this gal, Sarah Silverman, did stand-up comedy... I've been missing out, but I've been making up for it quick. How could I have missed a movie called "Jesus is Magic". I love it when comedians bust the taboos and go further than what is politically correct. More of it from America I say. Go gal.
Sarah's getting a bit of press over her comments about Paris Hilton, and that's fine, every man and his blog are looking to ride the google keyword wave, so why not outspoken comedians. I watched a heap of paris verse Sarah and you know what? Paris sounded quite mature and sensible to me (call me crazy) but then I found out about her 'finding God' in jail - pffft, I suppose even I might start tripping out like that in a jail cell. I like Paris... I liked some of her 'Simple Life' tv series, I liked her porno video, I think she's cute, and I didn't completely hate 'Stars are blind'. Okay, you can question my sanity anytime you like... I know I do.
Anyway, back to Sarah Silverman - in her first stand-up comedy shockumentary "The Aristocrats," comedian proved she could be every bit as crass as many of her vile male cohorts, which is really saying something. However, in her first concert movie, subtitled "Jesus Is Magic," she goes even further with her caustic verbal assaults. No subject is off limits as she discusses and parodies racism, organized religion (mostly Christian), AIDS and the 9/11 tragedy.
Sarah's getting a bit of press over her comments about Paris Hilton, and that's fine, every man and his blog are looking to ride the google keyword wave, so why not outspoken comedians. I watched a heap of paris verse Sarah and you know what? Paris sounded quite mature and sensible to me (call me crazy) but then I found out about her 'finding God' in jail - pffft, I suppose even I might start tripping out like that in a jail cell. I like Paris... I liked some of her 'Simple Life' tv series, I liked her porno video, I think she's cute, and I didn't completely hate 'Stars are blind'. Okay, you can question my sanity anytime you like... I know I do.
Anyway, back to Sarah Silverman - in her first stand-up comedy shockumentary "The Aristocrats," comedian proved she could be every bit as crass as many of her vile male cohorts, which is really saying something. However, in her first concert movie, subtitled "Jesus Is Magic," she goes even further with her caustic verbal assaults. No subject is off limits as she discusses and parodies racism, organized religion (mostly Christian), AIDS and the 9/11 tragedy.
See more funny videos at Funny or Die
Jesus stops by the 2007 Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas!
Okay, I feel like apologising in advance for promoting this video, but sex is fun and this Jesus is funny, so this I have to blog... after all it definitely 'Ain't Christian'. If the thought of Jesus hanging out with scantily clad bimblos offends you, I highly recommend you NOT viewing the following youtube. Beware all ye that enter, here thar be pornstars.
I couldn't stop myself from blogging this if I tried... which I didn't. Jesus made a point of hanging out where the sinners are, so it's not all that surprising to see him wandering around a Sexpo. I do doubt he'd be asking the venders if they'd been nailed in all three holes... or if they'd give him a few nails to put him up for the night.
Always fun to read the comments on Youtube:
- this is funky crazy, u guys don`t have a job. making fun of my Lord Jesus Christ. may God forgive u guys.
- Who's Jesus?
- Y FUKIN IDITS.. y put jesus into it.. OK THEN WAIT TIL JUDGMENT DAY COMES.. JUST W8...
- Do you like hung guys? I was hung from a cross! Genius!!
- this Is A HUGE Insult!!! i was shocked and offeded that some people would do somthing like this i hope you someday will understand how wrong this is. Jesus is ashamed of you..
- Is this suppposed to be funny? Most people in the porn business would sell there own mother, they're assholes.
- My sinful side laughed but my respect-to-the-Lord side was horrified. I wouldn't want to be in any of their shoes doing that.
- i was horrified to see that anyone would be so blatantly degrading to the Lord Jesus Christ. We are such an ignorant people. Judgement is coming!
- I'm not sure who is stupider-Christians or nymphos?
I couldn't stop myself from blogging this if I tried... which I didn't. Jesus made a point of hanging out where the sinners are, so it's not all that surprising to see him wandering around a Sexpo. I do doubt he'd be asking the venders if they'd been nailed in all three holes... or if they'd give him a few nails to put him up for the night.
Always fun to read the comments on Youtube:
- this is funky crazy, u guys don`t have a job. making fun of my Lord Jesus Christ. may God forgive u guys.
- Who's Jesus?
- Y FUKIN IDITS.. y put jesus into it.. OK THEN WAIT TIL JUDGMENT DAY COMES.. JUST W8...
- Do you like hung guys? I was hung from a cross! Genius!!
- this Is A HUGE Insult!!! i was shocked and offeded that some people would do somthing like this i hope you someday will understand how wrong this is. Jesus is ashamed of you..
- Is this suppposed to be funny? Most people in the porn business would sell there own mother, they're assholes.
- My sinful side laughed but my respect-to-the-Lord side was horrified. I wouldn't want to be in any of their shoes doing that.
- i was horrified to see that anyone would be so blatantly degrading to the Lord Jesus Christ. We are such an ignorant people. Judgement is coming!
- I'm not sure who is stupider-Christians or nymphos?
Keep your Jesus off my penis
Eric Schwartz is a very funny guy. This is a cool Video and you must take it as pure satire and comedy. If you have any complaints about it or are offended, please leave a comment because any comment is a good comment.
Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you
Well I'm frickin' sick and tired
Of turning on the news
And seeing the religious right's
Ungodly fight to take our right to choose
When to bear our children
Who to love and how
Education and protection
If we're just practicing for now
So dubya look obey a book
If that's what works for you
But I don't tell you how to pray
So don't tell me how to screw
Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you
So you’re screaming bloody murder
'Bout the taliban regime
For subjugating women
And being too extreme
And basing legislation
On some ancient holy book
Does that sound a bit familiar?
Here's a mirror, have a look
And as for the ten commandments
They need one more at least
Thou shall never cover up
The acts of pervert priests
How'd they let that happen
Unless they just abhor us
Well anyway it adds
Another layer to the chorus
So you'll execute a person
And protect a single cell
But mercy-kill the terminally ill
And you're goin' straight to hell
I don't know much about
The word of God
Far be it from me
But I can tell you what it ain't
Hypochristianity
I am not anti-Christian
Before you grab a rope
There is beauty in religion
And joy and love and hope
We're all looking for an answer
Some colossal cosmic cause
But who the fuck are you
To turn your views into my laws?
It's just believers in the bible
That would have abortion banned
Anti-choice agnostics?
I could count’em on one hand
And as for killing babies
I have but one retort
If someone raped your daughter George
You'd beg her to abort
And if some young girl from your church
Shows up with child or some infection
‘Cuz you taught her what a horrid sin
It was to use protection
One day you'll face the pearly gates
And whatchu gonna say
When that long-haired Jewish peacenick
Sends your ass the other way sayin’
Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
I've had it up to here
With all the biblibile you spew
Keep your Jesus off my penis
(at least that's what I would do)
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you
That's if'n you want me to
Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you
Well I'm frickin' sick and tired
Of turning on the news
And seeing the religious right's
Ungodly fight to take our right to choose
When to bear our children
Who to love and how
Education and protection
If we're just practicing for now
So dubya look obey a book
If that's what works for you
But I don't tell you how to pray
So don't tell me how to screw
Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you
So you’re screaming bloody murder
'Bout the taliban regime
For subjugating women
And being too extreme
And basing legislation
On some ancient holy book
Does that sound a bit familiar?
Here's a mirror, have a look
And as for the ten commandments
They need one more at least
Thou shall never cover up
The acts of pervert priests
How'd they let that happen
Unless they just abhor us
Well anyway it adds
Another layer to the chorus
So you'll execute a person
And protect a single cell
But mercy-kill the terminally ill
And you're goin' straight to hell
I don't know much about
The word of God
Far be it from me
But I can tell you what it ain't
Hypochristianity
I am not anti-Christian
Before you grab a rope
There is beauty in religion
And joy and love and hope
We're all looking for an answer
Some colossal cosmic cause
But who the fuck are you
To turn your views into my laws?
It's just believers in the bible
That would have abortion banned
Anti-choice agnostics?
I could count’em on one hand
And as for killing babies
I have but one retort
If someone raped your daughter George
You'd beg her to abort
And if some young girl from your church
Shows up with child or some infection
‘Cuz you taught her what a horrid sin
It was to use protection
One day you'll face the pearly gates
And whatchu gonna say
When that long-haired Jewish peacenick
Sends your ass the other way sayin’
Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
I've had it up to here
With all the biblibile you spew
Keep your Jesus off my penis
(at least that's what I would do)
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you
That's if'n you want me to
Jesus singing "I will survive".
Short video and very Very funny.
Penn and Teller believe the Bibles is Bull waste product (Bullshit)
Bullshit! (also known as Penn & Teller: Bullshit!) is an American television show hosted by the magicians/comedians, Penn & Teller. They aim to debunk a host of popular fads, pseudoscientific ideas, and misconceptions. They criticize often citing ulterior or financial motives.The stated aim of the show is to apply critical thinking to misconceptions, and like the title, they are characteristically blunt and aggressive in their presentation, which I find fun to watch. Sure they sensationalise and spin to sell their show... sure, they've sometimes got egg on their faces later on, but these guys confront and challenge the snapfrozen mindsets with some hot topics.
I found the following videos on Youtube etc. but they keep disappearing and moving around as the copyriters see them. Do some searches for the guys and you'll find their stuff.
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