Jesus' advertisements are intrusive

Jesus is a little heavy with the product placement I reckon. Check out the this blog to see an organised array of smudges and stains that look like a bearded man... or Doctor Zaius.

Agnostics

The Darth Knight

I've always thought about this mash-up... Bruce Skywalker. Erin Fife’s mash-up of the two iconic dark pop culture icons is dated 2007, but has only begun to spread around the web this week. Found via Reddit,

Dalek toilet

I took this photo at a recent school camp.

Not enough people know what daleks are, or how to spell them.

Religious Logic

http://www.motifake.com/motivational_posters/ceb018b370.jpg

What's in a name?

Jesus escapes boat crash

God is Retiring!

Can you rub your god's tummy?

BUDDHISM:

The only deity whose belly can be rubbed for luck...

Source - The Pain Comics

Jesus, Look at the time!

Keep your eye on Jesus. Buy it here... and check out some very cool gadget gift products.

China bans ghost stories

That's right. Ghost stories. Any video or audio content containing ghosts or monsters needs to be reported to authorities in the next few weeks. Reuters quotes the administration in saying that offending content includes "wronged spirits and violent ghosts, monsters, demons, and other inhuman portrayals, strange and supernatural storytelling for the sole purpose of seeking terror and horror.

"Reuters suggests that China "is keen to step up its control of the cultural arena ahead of the Beijing Olympics in August, which are widely seen as a coming-out party for the rising political and economic power." Link

Watch out Christianity... I'm sure the whole 'Hell' thing ain't gonna wash with the Chinese watchmen.

Jesus is with us Always, whether we want Him to be or not.

Evil Disney

I've always enjoyed reading the work of the freaking nutjob fundies at Jesus-is-saviour; they are the epitomy of Christianity gone completely insane. It's one of those sites that you're sure MUST be parody but isn't. They're completely serious about what they ramble on about.

The following excepts from the website are not parody.

Freaky Fundy - "Within 15 minutes of the opening scene, viewers of Walt Disney's movie, NARNIA, are face to face with Pan (deceitfully renamed to "Tumnus"), the evil sexually-perverted pagan sex god, which Wiccan witches worship and adore worldwide.

Freaky Fundy - In lieu of such evidence, how can any professed Christian endorse such a demonic movie as NARNIA? Yet, Christians all across America are praising this evil movie which promotes Satan. Look at the photo of Tumnus to the left. Please notice the Devil's horns coming out of his head. In NARNIA, Tumnus is one of the good characters. Do you think this is all just a coincidence? No my friend, Satan is working relentlessly to poison the minds of our children. Tragically, the average Christian parent is so woefully ignorant of the Word of God that they are easy prey for Satanic deceptions. This is why so many professed Christians see no harm in Harry Potter.

NARNIA and Pedophilia

Freaky Fundy - Lucy and Pan's subtle interactions, give the impression of a pedophile trying to lure a little girl into his house. Tumnus (Pan, a faun) represents the Devil, trying to seduce a young girl. If you doubt what I am saying, you won't by the end of this article. In fact, you are going to be sickened. Furthermore, Tumnus' and his flute have magical powers, just like the Devil. Tumnus puts the little girl to sleep with his music. The next scene shows the little girl waking up and Tumnus crying, claiming that he has done something very bad. The subtle implication is that he sexually molested her. Remember folks, pan is the demonic pagan god of sexual perversion and rape. In fact, most images of pan show him with an erection.

MothandRust - Methinks the mind of this fundamentalis wackjob is a little fucked up to read this into the story. I wonder what she thinks the three bears did to Goldilocks or vica versa. Definitely a spirit of beastiality sexual perversion at work there. The big bad wolf wanting to eat little red also has some 'startling' revelations from a fundamentalist perspective.

Take a look at Pan's Labyrinth and you'll see where all these demonic movies are heading!

Freaky Fundy - Notice in the photo to the left that there are three cleverly hidden 6's in the words "Walt Disney." Also notice that Mickey mouse is wearing a sorcerer's hat and casting a magic spell. Walt Disney is of the Devil, controlled by secret society Illuminist's who are trying to corrupt every child in America.

MothandRust - I think it's really neat that Disney should go to all the trouble to hide mark of the beast 666 in the font of theirs. 66 books in the bible too... evil evil beasty bible!

Walt Disney and Sexual Perversion

Freaky Fundy - I think the photos speak for themselves

Moth - Check out the golden dildo in the centre of the picture. It gets Ariel all wet. I wonder if the fins match the fringe?

Disney - The artists at Disney say this is a laughable coincidence and not intentionally phallic.

Freaky Fundy - The word "sex" written in the sky ("The lion king").

MothandRust - yeah yeah yeah... We've all seen this before. May or may not be an accident. It's but one moment in a piece of twirlsing swirling animation. I think it says SEW myself. I think they are trying to subliminally get children sewing. Those Disney bastards!

Disney - The special effects team autographed this moment of film with their acronym - SFX!

Freaky Fundy - Notice the woman at the window ("The Rescuers"). I added the white spots to cover her bare breasts. Walt Disney's perverts thinks it's cute to place porno in their movies.

Freaky Fundy - A scene from Roger Rabbit. I had to block out a big section to hide the indecency. Disney, not to be outdone...

Disney says - It was a simple colouring error, the panties are there for but one frame or two and the colouring department didn't notice. This happens all the time in hand painted cell creation.

MothandRust - This next one is the coup-de-gras... poor thinking on the ride designer's part but probably not intentional. Like seriously... Disney is about making money and more money. They deleted all those ambiguous moments from their dvd released versions of the films and out of the hundreds they have made these are the freeze-frame moments the crazy fundies could find. This next one is funny.

Freaky Fundy - The Disney corporation appears to be focusing their sexual degradation on young girls instead of young boys. The obvious effect of creating cartoon rides out of sex toys can have no other intent than to lead our young children... boys AND girls... our precious future... down the path of emotional developmental mind control.

What would Jesus do? An image challenge

The challenge was to put Jesus in an interesting scenario, like a news story, some advertising or an historical event and try and second guess his actions. The results are hilarious, and for some reason it feels very naughty to look at... but... I... can't.. turn... away. MY EYES!!!

WHAT WOULD JESUS CLICK?
This is evil, wicked, mean and nasty
and the authors will be tortured in
Hell for this forever and ever and ever.
But sometimes a good joke is worth it.
(there's 21 pages of these!)

God's Facebook

It came upon a midnight weird

Here's a selection of nativity scenes from Going Jesus

Here is a fine example of the Really Depressed Animal nativity genre.

The look on cat-Mary's face is all too familiar; it usually means that there is only sad, dry cat food in the bowl.

Also...why are the angels dogs?

Is it just me, or does it seem kind of rude to have a rousing game of paddleball using the holy family?

I get that it may have been a bit cold in the stable. I get that. But I'm not sure that the under-butt flame is a big improvement.