Keith Allen and Crazy Christians

Check out Benny Hinn swiping his jacket at people to slay them. Fuck, they're stupid cunts.

I don't usually swear that heavily but holy fuck... I look at what some people will let themselves get sucked into and I just gotta say... get off the fucking planet or do something that doesn't embarrass yourself so god damn much.

I needed a rant tonight. Thanks, come again. And thanks http://www.nullifidian.net/ for the following video. I hadn't heard of Keith Allen before.

Glenreb says a big FUCK YOU to all who won't accept his Fucking Christian message

Thanks Snakey for the following video! It's just freaking entertaining watching this passionate Christian idiot spitting and swearing at a list of YouTube users who 'dare' to call themselves atheists. This guy is a freaking loon, and I've never seen anyone swear so much who wasn't a Citroen Mechanic.

I don't think it's entirely polite to openly mock people who have mental disorders. I do stop and watch crazy homelesss people, in wide-eyed fascination who wander down the streets screaming at invisible people, but I feel sorry for them at the same time. Perhaps this guy does have some sort of disorder... but then again, who doesn't?

This guy makes the fat wife-swapping funcy freakazoid look like... uh actually no, they're both equally and willfully ignorant. This nine minute video is worth watching and he only gets more revved up as it goes along. I bet the people whose names are on his list are proud as punch to be on it. Ha.

I swear to Gosh

"And the Lord sayeth unto they, thou shalt not say fuck or frak or any variation of sexual intercourse in a simplified vernacular during casual conversation. Neither shalt thou shit a cunt bomb by thy tongue, and if any bastard taketh the pisseth out of my name by way of expletive they'll surely answer unto me for an eternal damning in my Hellhole" - Fuckathians 13:69

“But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.” (Matthew 5:37)

“But above all things, my brethren, swear not, neither by heaven, neither by the earth, neither by any other oath: but let your yea be yea; and your nay, nay; lest ye fall into condemnation.” (James 5:12)

"But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment." (Mat. 12:36)

One of the above is not an actual verse from the bible about swearing. The other three aren't really biblical directives that explicitly forbid Christians from saying 'Fuck' either, but they're enough to lay a big guilt trip on the diddly duddly Ned Flanderers of this great green earth. The following words and phrases are supposedly forbidden to be spoken by the Law of the Gospel of Grace:

"Well, my word!" - the Word was GOD! Satan tricked you! He's such a son of a Biatch!

"Well, my goodness!" -If you are saved then your "goodness" is none other than God

"Good grief! I had no idea!" - There you go again! Jesus Christ was a man of sorrows and acquainted with GRIEF (Isa. 53:3).

"For crying out loud! Can't I say anything?" - Matthew 27:46 says that when your Saviour was suffering on the cross He "cried with a loud voice.

"Well, geeeeeeee!" - Did you say "G", as in "GOD"? Yes, you certainly did! You've also said "Gosh" and "Good Golly"! You've also said "Jeepers Creepers" when you really wanted to say "Jesus Christ" (JC!).

You've also played around with the letters "G" and "D" together. You said "dad gum" and "dog gone" when you really wanted to say "God" and then follow with the word "damn". Think about it, Christian! Oh and what about "darn" and "dang"?

"Why, heck!" - God knows your heart, and he knows you really wanted to say "hell!".

Ah, shoot and shivers! I nearly said shit!

Crikey - Christ

Bloody - Jesus Blood

Struth - God's Truth

Jesus Fucking H Christ in a Handbag - A fornicating saviour of the world with the middle name 'Hell', in a woman's recepticle.

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FUCK

"I have my own God, and I think my God finds me incredibly fucking funny. That's why I chose him as my God ... "..........Dennis Miller

I spent 17 years too Christian to allow myself to verbalise various words. I'd speak in tongues for hours, verbalising tonnes of absolutely fucking ridiculous phonems, but to say shit, fuck or kont, was blasphemous. Frank at 'The War on Faith' claims to have the largest collection of atheist jokes and therefore I welcome him to my link collection and pay homage with the following article that is helping me liberate my 'tongue' from forbidden words.

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective(Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

1. Greetings - "How the fuck are ya?"

2. Fraud - "I got fucked by the car dealer."

3 - Resignation - "Oh, fuck it!"

4. Trouble - "I guess I'm fucked now."

5. Aggression - "FUCK YOU!"

6. Disgust - "Fuck me."

7. Confusion - "What the fuck.......?"

8. Difficulty - "I don't understand this fucking business!"

9. Despair - "Fucked again..."

10. Pleasure - "I fucking couldn't be happier."

11. Displeasure - "What the fuck is going on here?"

12. Lost - "Where the fuck are we."

13. Disbelief - "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"

14. Retaliation - "Up your fucking ass!"

15. Denial - "I didn't fucking do it."

16. Perplexity - "I know fuck about it."

17. Apathy - "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

18. Greetings - "How the fuck are ya?"

19. Suspicion - "Who the fuck are you?"

20. Panic - "Let's get the fuck out of here."

21. Directions - "Fuck off."

22. Disbelief - "How the fuck did you do that?"

23. Anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

24. Telling time- "It's five fucking thirty."

25. Business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

26. Maternalistic - "Motherfucker."

27. Political- "Fuck George Bush!"

28. Lust - "Fuck me, baby!"

29. Dismissal - "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"

30. Almost every word in a sentence - "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"